I Would Eat That

The first 5 → 10 times you Crit each fight, Charge an item 1 second.

Your rerolls cost 1 / 2 / 3 less Gold.

If you have 5 or fewer items, your items have +10 / 20 / 30 / 40% Crit Chance.

Your items have +5 / 10 / 15% Crit Chance if you have 2 or more Medium items.

You have +50 / 150 / 300 / 500 Max Health for each Medium item you have.

Double the Damage of your Large Weapons.

The first 5 → 10 times you use a Food each fight, Slow an item for 1 second.

At the start of each fight, enchant one of your non-Enchanted Food and one of your non-Enchanted Tools for the fight.

Your Foods' Cooldowns are reduced by 5 → 10%.

When you use a Food, gain 15 Rage.

When you use a Food, Slow it for 1 second and Regen 3 → 6.

You Food have +Crit Chance equal to half your Gold.